True Norwegian Black Candle

Frequently Asked Questions

How large is the candle?

The first two editions were quite small, 9 x 8 x 7 cm, or 3.5 x 3.1 x 2.8 inches. The third and fourth ediotions are larger: 11 x 10.5 x 8 cm, or 4.3 x 4.1 x 3.1 inches. Hopefully I got that right, or this might become like the Stone Henge incident in Spinal Tap...

Where can I buy Kirkebrann, other than online? 

So far, only in some Norwegian stores. Helvete in Oslo and Karma Tattoo in Haugesund. But there’s more to come.

How the hell did you come up with this product?

The short answer is beer, friends and a fascination for black metal music. Read the story in the About section.

How has the reactions been?

Almost annoyingly few negative reactions, most people seem to like burning churches. There were an unhappy priest in 2010, and I received some hate mail from He didn’t answer when I wrote back, though. Are you there, God?